Hustler Article 2003

THE NIGHT OF MY LIFE!

Oh my God! I thought I'd experienced the best life had to offer, but I've now entered a different league of erotic enjoyment, and things will never be the same again. Winning a $3,000 Trifecta at the races, I decided to find out if Mona Lisa's high class advertisement on HUSTLER's back page lived up to its billing. I didn't think anything could be as good as their advert suggested, but it was fucking better! Better? Yes, better! You'd better believe me!

I went onto the Mona Lisa Sydney website (www.monalisamodels.com) and picked the babe that suited my idea of beauty, my fantasies, and my pocket (boosted by that racecourse win!) I then phoned Mona Lisa and made the appointment. Once the Mona Lisa management decided I was a worthy client (a successful and respectable gentleman), the deal was struck and I arranged for the courtesan to meet me at my hotel room.

When she walked in, I was gobsmacked. The model (I'll call her Ms. Pleasure) was so much better than her picture suggested. Photographs, after all, are pieces of still life, not moving, smiling, talking women of indescribable vitality and sexiness. Ms. Pleasure was all of these things, and more. And there was nothing cheap about her – she arrived in an elegant, but not ostentatious outfit, and looked every inch a respectable businesswoman.

Mona Lisa had told me that if I wasn't happy after chatting to my companion for 15 minutes, I could cancel the appointment at no cost, and schedule another if I wanted to. No such thought crossed my mind. If anyone had arrived to take Ms. Pleasure away, I would have broken down and cried!

All I wanted, in those first 15 minutes, was to spend the evening with this goddess. Well, nothing could stop that happening. The feelings of excitement and anticipation that flowed through me in those moments are impossible to describe. "I think this might turn out to be the best night of my whole life," I said to myself, pinching my arm to prove to myself I wasn't dreaming.

What happened that evening was extraordinary. Hell, the word "extraordinary" doesn't even begin to cover it. It was incomparable, completely scintillating and utterly sensational. I didn't have to think, plan or strategize. Ms. Pleasure led me on from one moment of rapture to the next, and all I had to do was relax and enjoy myself. I was treated to the best striptease act I've ever seen, a warm oil massage, a candelight bubble- bath, and – as the evening went on – the sweetest moments of carnal satisfaction it has ever been my privilege to experience.

The sex, when it happened, was fabulous – the best I've ever had, and by a long way. I turned cartwheels, did backflips and figure-eights, and ended up walking among the brightest stars in the galaxy. So wonderful were these moments of coupling that it made all my previous rooting experiences seem merely like practice for the real thing.

This was the real thing – like a rocket trip, a space walk, a moon landing all rolled into one. It was, of course, only part of an evening of amazingly erotic moments. Every minute in the company of Ms. Pleasure was like a mini-orgasm, building up to a climax of sheer erotic perfection.

The evening was easily the best night of my life, and was more than sufficient reward for my money - the best I've ever invested. But there was more good news. I had accumulated Points towards my next erotic experience with a Mona Lisa Model. The Mona Lisa website explains all the details, which I have now memorized by heart.

The thing is, I want more. I need to repeat this experience as soon as I possibly can. The reasons are obvious. The pleasure provided by Mona Lisa, the ultimate "pleasure artists", is of a world-beating standard. Why else would these models be flown around the world to pleasure many of the planet's richest and most discerning clients?

The Points I've accumulated mean I'm close to another incredible experience. I can hardly wait for more Mona Lisa magic. After nine years in the business (1991), these people have built the ultimate pleasure emporium in the universe. I will visit over and over, and drink the nectar of the gods again and again.

Once you've had the best, you can forget the rest. Mona Lisa Models are the best. And when I say best, I mean BEST!

To experience is to believe. Go experience for yourself. And enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

To view the models and services at Mona Lisa, simply log onto: www.monalisamodels.com.
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